Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Jamie Kennedy as The Phantom of the Opera

Kennedy: He donned many masks during his undercover television show, "The Jamie Kennedy Experiment."
Phantom: Doomed to wear a mask covering his mangled face for the rest of his life.

Kennedy: Tried his hand at rapping for his role in "Malibu's Most Wanted."
Phantom: In an attempt to keep up with the changing times, Phantom has taken up rapping instead of the classics.

David Duchovny as The Wolf-Man

Duchovny: Is a serious dog lover and had trouble filming a scene of "X Files" where he was forced to defend himself against a dog attacking him.
Wolf-Man: Is part dog.

Duchovny: He is known for his trade mark puppy dog eyes.
Wolf-Man: Actually has puppy dog eyes.


Charlize Theron as The Bride of Frankenstein

Theron: Appeared in a movie titled "Monster" where she portrayed a female serial killer.
Bride of Frankenstein: Is a monster.

Theron: She began her career as a model until being discovered on the street in Hollywood when her agent saw her yelling at her banker over a money mix-up and handed her his card.
Bride of Frankenstein: Became a model in the recent years of her career.

Ricky Gervais as Frankenstein

Gervais: He is a self-proclaimed, "grumpy bastard."
Frankenstein: Is the outcast of the Bat Pack due to his bumpy relationship with Dracula.

Gervais: People are sometimes offended by his humor, a fact he proudly enjoys, saying evoking any emotion is better than nothing.
Frankenstein: People were originally offended by his creation, chasing him with torches and pitchforks. He, however, did not enjoy evoking this negative emotion with his mere presence.


Owen Wison as The Creature from the Black Lagoon

Wilson: Has been known to spend much of his time relaxing in the water of tropical beaches.
Creature: Has been known to live in the Black Lagoon.

Wilson: He is a Hollywood ladies man and has been linked to many of the hottest starlets.
Creature: Has been known to attack many of Hollywood's hottest starlets, but he may just find true love in this upcoming film.

Johnny Depp as Dracula

Depp: Is considered one of the biggest heartthrobs in Hollywood.
Dracula: Is famous for seducing women before killing them by draining them of blood.

Depp: Is good friends with Tim Burton.
Dracula: Is an inspiration for Tim Burton.

Depp: Night is his favorite part of the day. He says it is when he feels most creative.
Dracula: Night is the only time he can go outdoors.